Pokemon

pokemon is a fucking tv show not an anime I hate having to tell people this simple fact jesus

"yo have you seen the new Pokemon episode? it's my favorite out of all animes I've watched."

"I'm bouta slap you boi

by Kempic, Master of Thighs June 17, 2018

Pokemon

i love dick and pokemon

i eat pokemon dick

by TheEarthIsFlatIdiotsUGH April 13, 2022

Pokemon

...right up there with Barney and Telletubbies.

Only raving homos would watch this pokemon shit, it even makes Barney look good.

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

Pokemon

The act of poking a Rastafarian.

Hey mon! Why the hell did you poke me?

by Drew Hilford January 19, 2004

Pokemon

A small creature (sometimes large) that speaks no english what so ever yet their masters can understand what they are saying.
Or more commonly known as a pest.

Man I was in math class the other day with Tony and man he was being such a pokemon.

by tommy gray April 12, 2006

The Pokemons

1. (Plural Noun)
The group of people in your school who never stopped watching Pokemon, fail to bathe on a daily basis, become strangely obsessed with the marching band and instruments that they can't play for shit, and draw furries.

1. "The Pokemons are talking about band again."
2. "The Pokemons are looking at furries in the computer lab."

by AmazinglySexy December 3, 2006

Pokemon

THE STUPIDEST SHOW ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!! almost everyone in it is gay. Ash *wants* gary(hes always blushing and gritting his teeth and bending down a bit to cover that erection), brock wants an orgy, and misty wants to mastubate with any water pokeballs she can find.

ASH: oooooo Gary ur soo fine.... *petting garys hair*
BROCK: I WANT ASH HERE! I WANT A PIECE OF ASH (<--pun)!!!! I WANT HEAD FROM OFFICER JENNY AND I WANNA SCREW NURSE JOY! YIPPEE! I CANT SWEAR!
MISTY: OOOOOOOoooooo heeheeheehee thats gooooooooooood......

by pokemon is the gayest show on the planet June 19, 2003