Pity rejection

Getting rejected but the girl trys to make it a soft rejection and either try to stay friends or make the guy not mad/sad

Last night I pity rejection Tom

by DepressedChair April 11, 2020

Titty Pity

When an attractive female friendzones a male and feels sorry for him so she shows him her breasts because she pitys him for his lack of women.

John: hey i heard Bob saw Ashleys tits last night bro.
Mark: she gave him her titty pity because she knows he never gets chicks.

by billyradison January 29, 2015

Pity Hit

The act of feeling so sorry for a girl that you have relations with her, despite your better instincts.

Common when intoxicated and recalling the story later on.

Alex: "Man, I was so drunk I think I fucked that girl!"
Wes: "Ohhhh such a pity hit dude"
Alex: (sobs)

by 3319 March 20, 2010

pity chunky

When someone gives you a chunky chipsahoy cooky out of pity.

person a : man heres a chunky cookie
person b: i dont want your pity chunky!!

by Marvin The Monster January 9, 2020

pity burn

When you're out of pot, but your buddies aren't, and they take pity on you and get you burnt. After it becomes part of your vocab, you can shorten it to simply a "pity."

Can I get a pity burn at lunch? Swing by later for a pity, yo!

by chas979 May 8, 2012

Pity Profiling

When someone who has no friends makes a Facebook profile. They have no friends to add on Facebook, so therefore they make fake profiles on Facebook to add as "friends", so it doesn't look like they don't have friends in real life.

It also works if a girl/boy makes a fake profile to be in a relationship with on Facebook, or if a boy/girl adds random people just to have friends.

How come she suddenly has lots of friends on facebook? Last time I checked she had like, two friends. I bet she's pity profiling.

by MJ1211 January 1, 2011

Pity Titty

Anyone who is milking their old problems, with the intent of receiving pity from others.

Man A: Come out to drink tonight !
Man B: Nah man I’m still thinking about my grandma.

Man A: Dude she died 5 years ago quit suckling on my pity titty, you’re just milking it at this point.

by Aaayyyy December 12, 2022