potassium

Another word for jizz/spooge/ejaculate

"Oh dear, my little Jimmy has made potassium stain on his sheets again!"

by Marduk November 26, 2006

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Picasso

The act of performing anal sex and the receiver of the penis (man or woman) shitting while being penetrated. Immediately following, the giver draws a picture with their penis covered in excrement on their partner's back.

Last night, when I was fucking Johnny, he suggested me giving him the Picasso, something new.

When Jenny suggested me giving her one of these Picasso's, due to my creativity, I drew a work of art on her back with my shit-covered cock and took a photo.

by antonyizzo October 21, 2011

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picasso

Having sex with someone while their face is pressed sideways on the copy machine.

"the first time we had sex we did the picasso at her office"

by bast07 October 1, 2005

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New Hampshire PicAsso

originated and mastered by Josh Estes, this delicious sex manuever originates from New Hampshire and is similar in nature to the cleveland steamer and captain sanchez, only cooler...when butt ramming a girl, you are at the point of nutting and you judo chop her in the back of the neck, causing a short but potent black out. At this point, you drop a fat nasty deuce all over her back, legs and butt. Then with your sweet goatee, you proceed to "paint" feces all over her body, using quick and long strokes, similar to Pablo Picasso's early work. Very artistic!

"me and Steve went to a new hampshire picasso party last weekend and we noticed Jose lying on the kitchen floor unresponsive and smelling like indian food but we didnt think much of it"

by pat swayze May 3, 2008

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potassium

Another way of calling a dumb guy a caveman/monkey man. Because we all know monkeys eat a lot of bananas and bananas have potassium in them. So, that big dumb hairy guy you know may be here-in known as a potassium.

If Klinger from MASH wasn't so sharp, he would very easily be a potassium.

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

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