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postonme

a cheesy knock-off of the fabulous urban dictionary wall. you can "schedule" your posts there for a whole hour, but be assured, no one will see it, because that site is dead as fuck...recently pwned by someone scheduling"suckiest. wall. EVER! for days on end.
that wall, postonme sux hard, the one at urban dictionary is much better.
by da trick biatch May 3, 2006
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Pistanthrophobia

After we finished arguing with each other, he told me all the lies that he's been saying. From that point on, I have a pistanthrophobia.
by Safah December 9, 2008
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cum pistol

A deformed penis, the pelvic muscle underneath extends resembling a pistol like shape.
"Bob I dont know what the bulge in your pants is... is that a cum pistol?"
by Edzik June 30, 2008
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dirty pistol

shit man i gotta get rid of that dirty pistol before 12 find it.
by lilpumpdrose80onmywrist January 17, 2018
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Pristontale

Korean leveling threadmill cleverly disguised as a massive multiplayer online game (Everquest, WoW, Eve Online). Also known as PT. It involves the following:

1. mindlessly killing mobs (mobs = monsters);

2. gaining items from said mobs (items = better equipment = increased killing efficiency);

3. leveling up after killing an astronomical number of said mobs (leveling = more stat points = increased killing efficiency);

4. accessing higher level maps with stronger mobs which render your new equipment upgrades and stat points void;

5. jump back to #1 and repeat indefinitely

On very rare ocassions and after a significant amount of time spent inside this senseless and time-consuming loop, you may achieve enlightment and be able to skip to #6:

6. in a flash of insight, you realize that playing PT is the equivalent of being brain dead and quit for good, denouncing all mmorpgs as the brainchildren of satan and make a witty entry on urbandictionary as your final contribution to the game that has sucked out 2 years of your life;

It is also one of the few online multiplayer games where soloing is more efficient than partying, which promotes a healthy anti-social attitude that will make you unable to function in society ever after.
Pristontale killed my inner child.
by deius October 12, 2005
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pistantrophobic

That girl got her heart broken. Now she's pistantrophobic.
by Nayy.litty January 24, 2017
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penal pistolwhip

When a man sexually abuses someone with a pistol
Yeah carl "penal pistolwhipped" te other day it felt great.
by Damascus succ August 10, 2020
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