Pirate

someone who takes your feelings and buries them on some desert island far far away leaving only a cryptic map to guide you back to them, but first you have to overcome dangerous tasks and challenges!

that Chris is a stupid fuckin pirate!

by RiotBoi Gus July 24, 2008

The Pirate

WHile getting a blowjob, pull out before cumming, cum in her eye, she will then cover her eye, then punch her in her stomach, she will have one hand on her eye and one on her stomach saying "arrr"

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

Pirate

Cross your arms grab the breasts squeeze them together and motor boat them.

"I liked my bitches poop deck and pirated her all night!"

by Chase and Derrik October 29, 2008

The Pirate

When a girl is sucking a dick. Then the guy squirts in her left or right eye. She stands up covers her eye and starts jumping around saying "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr".

I used The Pirate on your mom last night.

by Bert Goo 2 April 11, 2003

privacy pirate

Individuals that invade other's privacy but expect to enjoy they're own.

After becoming legal age some young adults will get a place of their own and want to be self sufficient but others refuse to leave the parents home and turn into privacy pirates.

by jpg3 February 26, 2012

pirate-ninja

a kilowatt-hour per martian day

Mark Watney created the pirate-ninja as a standard unit

by knafb;lkfbvaklfndbknlF;LKNVDLB July 3, 2015

Pirate Shit

When you take a long shit and one of your legs falls asleep. Then when you get up, you walk around as if you have a wooden Pirate leg.

Jesse: Where's Josh? Oh never mind, I see him limping out of the bathroom. He must have been taking a Pirate Shit.

by JesseIU May 12, 2015