Pangaean Pipeline

A sex act where one is penetrated by a piece of coprolite, aka fossilized feces.

Then I pulled out this 185 million year old alligator poo and gave her the old Pangaean Pipeline, if you know what I mean!

by Mojoe Frankenstein May 27, 2018

illastic pipeline

Fill up a condom with shit and freeze it for 24 hours. After that you will use it as a dildoe on your lover.

"Hey baby! Want my illastic Pipeline? Let me go to the freezer."2

by Trollax March 7, 2014

lay a pipeline

to defecate

i'm gonna go and lay a pipeline before my bag bursts.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

Alaskan Pipeline

When you freeze a piece of shit and use it as an anal dildo.

My B.H. is sore from last nights Alaskan Pipeline party...and it broke off.

by Talleyrand McGonnagill September 17, 2008

texas pipeliner

That motherfucker who wakes up before the sun comes up. Works until it goes back down, Spends all his money on hookers and blow, Has slept with 3/4 of the female population in the town he's working in, Then drags up to go to the next one.

Those Fuckin Texas Pipeliners keep drinking all the michelob and stealing all the chicks.

by Texpipeliner May 13, 2018

japanese pipeline

The act of filling a condom with sushi rolls and soy sauce, freezing it and using it as a dildo, creating intense orgasms called sushigasms.

Will: Hey Doug, did you hear that girl over there likes to use the japanese pipeline.
Doug: WTF she must get wild sushigasms

by Vamos a la playa September 22, 2011

Austrian Pipeline

This is a scat-related sex fetish act.

It involves freezing a length of feces, and using it as a dildo on a female partner (or male in gay instances)

The act must be completed quickly before the feces defrosts

guy: hey baby, wanna get austrian pipelined?
girl: Yeah, but be quick!

Girl: I can't wait to use that Austrian Pipeline we made yesterday!

by Dr SexEd February 26, 2011