texas pipeliner

That motherfucker who wakes up before the sun comes up. Works until it goes back down, Spends all his money on hookers and blow, Has slept with 3/4 of the female population in the town he's working in, Then drags up to go to the next one.

Those Fuckin Texas Pipeliners keep drinking all the michelob and stealing all the chicks.

by Texpipeliner March 19, 2018