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postern

a former employee made redundant by an organisation who is now doing work for free for that organisation, usually in the hope of being rehired when the economy improves.
She's trying to find a new direction, but in the mean time, she's effectively an IBM postern, still trying to direct sales leads towards her old employer.
by graviton August 25, 2010
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Poster-Douche

When you post something with a typing error or wrong information on it... Soon after the post you realize it. Then a Douche Bag comes and comments on it and points out what your mistake was that you already knew.
I Post: "Casey Antony found guilty of murder, yes she's going to jail!"
HLN: "Casey Anthony will be released July 17, after being found guilty for lying to law enforcements."
(I go to look back at my post)
Poster-Douche 1: "Stupid idiot it's "Anthony" not "Antony"! She was found guilty of lying to law enforcements dumb ass!
Poster-Douche 2 (Follows along): "Fucking idiot spell right! And get your fucking facts straight!
by DayToDay July 10, 2011
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Top-poster

A top-poster is someone who writes above the original text when replying to an email or a post in a newsgroup.
A. Yes.
Q. Do top-posters confuse people?
by Towchain July 24, 2008
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Posterize

To sexuallydestroy” someone in bed with some sweet mighty force.
What did you guys do last night? Dude I completely posterized her last night.
by Megafart55 February 11, 2020
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Shit poster

Someone who takes to some normie ass social site like facebook and shares shit like africa by toto ALL THE TIME. People who generally have weak meme games.
person 1: Sam Palmer is such a shitposter
person 2: Someone should tell him the shitposting needs to stop
Sam P: Im not a shit poster (lies)
by slavdancer February 1, 2018
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poster

an ugly little boy that looks like a girl. usually has an ogre looking girlfriend, and loves to call people rude and aweful names. all together he is a bad person..
"OMG, dude you're being such a poster right now."
by olgga January 23, 2008
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Puberty Poster Boy

A young man who has suffered the terrible experince of being forced to continue singing Tenor despite the fact that his voice has dropped well beneath that range. This young man is both heckled and jeckled by members of both the Tenor Party (for being a traitor) and the Bass Section (for having been a Tenor).
"Hey, look at that kid. He's like the Puberty Poster Boy. It would be so much easier n him if his instructor would just let him sing Bass!"
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