philosofuck

One who spews their pathetic philosophy in a pretentious manor.

When Marvin said, "Well, if you just sit here and do nothing, you're guaranteed to fail," Jimmy responded, "thanks for the news, philosofuck!"

by Cleer Mynd August 10, 2012

philistinian

those who are philistinism

person who desire for wealth and material possessions with little interest in ethical or spiritual matters is a philistinian

by ci'in November 17, 2013

philosophical cock block

When you've come up with a great idea only to realize someone else came up with it before you

"I was about to post my definition for masturbae when I found out that someone else already created one. What a philosophical cock block!"

by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015

Philistain

A piece of shit man who lies, and breaks multiple women's hearts and should get burnt at the stake.

Man, Travis sure is a HUGE Philistain.

by Dr. Narcissus in Leather November 10, 2020

philism

The religion of worshiping Dr. Phil. Usually this religion encourages people to express their feelings to anyone, even strangers.

Philism is my religion.

by Lulwut? November 10, 2007

Techno-phile

a person in your I.T class that knows more than the teachers and just loves up computers. a person that fanatasises about computers.

your a fuckin techno-phile man!!!!

by Unknown(bin laden) October 3, 2003

Philos

When you get so high you turn into a philosopher

sage: weed isnt just weed man once you learn that you'll be a real stoner
tanner: whoooah
killian: he's goin philos

by Ryne is a faggot July 14, 2009