Pesta

Pesto Pasta

I'm eating pesta for dinner today.

by ICan'tThinkofaGoodName March 22, 2009

tony pesta

hot, with a big dick. women go crazy for him. dolores love him.

That guy is so tony pesta.
OH, look over there that guy is so tony pesta.
Tony Pesta.

by andrewe1016 November 19, 2011

Tapinel Pessi

An international fraud , Argentinan Footballer Messi is known as Tapinel pessi because he always scores tapins or else he can't score and still celebrates shameless like he scored a good goal

Tapinel pessi scored 2 tapins today

by Viswas November 23, 2021

Pesticles

Floppy testicles which slap against a sex partner during sex.

Jerry beat Kerry half to death with his pesticles on their wedding night.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Pessi

Nickname of the football player Lionel Messi, known for statpadding against small football clubs in Spain and claiming big awards that he doesn't deserve. Also known for ghosting against big football clubs in the Champions League.

Boy 1: "Pessi is finished, he can only score against Osasuna"

Boy 2: Sadly, my Idol Pessi is not as good as Cristiano Ronaldo"

by Sutr December 10, 2021

pessiconomist

A person who fancies him/herself an economist and takes a pessimistic view of the economy.

He is always forecasting the next great depression, he is such a pessiconomist.

by snyperjack March 29, 2009

Pestie

An annoying door to door pest control salesman trying to sell you his overprice service.

That pestie guy tried to overcharge me.

by Valuefighter March 23, 2020