Peniscompass

When you go where ever your dick points

Would you rather fuck Anna or Elsa? My peniscompass point to Anna so i chose Anna

by Kebabbin September 6, 2023

Peniscraft

When the peniscraft gang want to molest you and your children if you do not form a contract to give up your life in the name of putting a land mine under Mrs Atkinsons door mat!

Guy1: Damm bro peniscraft are after me
Guy2:Aids
ISIS:peniscraft is coming for you, please commit to the anti Mrs Atkinson coorporation
Steven Hawking: Aids
Guy1: wow i think i will give into peniscraft
Guy2:Aids

by JreedyGews January 9, 2024

Penished

The ultimate sentence for your crimes as an adult, when all the people in the village gather around to pee on you as you sit in the yellow feeling mellow.

"This man MUST be penished for his crimes!"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 27, 2025

peniscillin

What a horny stud claims dat his love-juice is composed of if da chick whom he wants to copulate with says dat she doesn't feel well enough at da time to have sex.

Some antibiotics can be administered orally, so maybe you could give your gentleman-friend a blowjob and thus receive your dose of "peniscillin" dat way, even if you feel too yucky right then to let him in your pants.

by QuacksO August 23, 2025

Peniscillin

What you give your girlfriend when she isn't feeling good..

Girlfriend : Baby I don't feel good.
Me : you know what it sounds like you need a shot of PENISCILLIN.

by Jed420 November 20, 2025