by Koala Beer January 20, 2005
Get the penismug. A yummy thing to suck on. It tastes delicious. Also the balls are good too. I love to suck on penis. Its wonderful.
by sal sonny vitale January 16, 2008
Get the penismug. The male reproductive organ that is often inserted into many different things such as the famle/male/animal's ear, nose, asshole, vagina, clevage, mouth or such things as pie, holes in the wall, or just simple mud. It is also used for ejaculating onto any of the above surfaces, and even as a method for waking someone up by use of slapping it near or on the victim's face.
by Peter Christian November 17, 2003
Get the penismug. The love pole. Girls need it because it makes the feel real. A real good girls likes to suck on it all the time just to feel useful in life.
Jim's girlfriend sucks his penis a lot because if she didn't she would whether and die out of uselessness.
by Big Hard on September 13, 2003
Get the penismug. Guy: Baby I’ve got something to show you.
Girl: Let me guess, your penis.
Guy: How did you know?
Girl: I’ve got a better idea. Picture these being improved on stage, by me like Oliver Burgess Meredith (Nov., 16, 1907 – Sept., 9, 1997. Actor as The Penguin in The original Batman series, Micky G From The Rocky series, Twilight Zone, and Grampa Gustafson in Grumpy old men). I’ve got a few I don’t think they know of yet:
Punch line Pole,Thunder lumber, Oscar J Deezy, Willy the one eyed wonder Whompuss,, Poon Goon, Beaver Cleaver , Brain Train , Purple headed Bullshit slinger
Jerks Mcgerkin, Baby train express, Sammy sneak a leak’s lizard, Balatrinic putti scroot
Piper the sniper , Shaganappy gamp vamp, The Camels Pole Mammal, Mushroom Mamba bic for chicks, Excalibur, Third eye nine, Lilbilly, Nay nay’s nickel stickle
Gurth for her earth, and Salami Sal.
I’ve got em all!
Guy: Do I still get to hit that?
Girl: Ok but only if Mr. Minute doesn’t come out tonight.
Girl: Let me guess, your penis.
Guy: How did you know?
Girl: I’ve got a better idea. Picture these being improved on stage, by me like Oliver Burgess Meredith (Nov., 16, 1907 – Sept., 9, 1997. Actor as The Penguin in The original Batman series, Micky G From The Rocky series, Twilight Zone, and Grampa Gustafson in Grumpy old men). I’ve got a few I don’t think they know of yet:
Punch line Pole,Thunder lumber, Oscar J Deezy, Willy the one eyed wonder Whompuss,, Poon Goon, Beaver Cleaver , Brain Train , Purple headed Bullshit slinger
Jerks Mcgerkin, Baby train express, Sammy sneak a leak’s lizard, Balatrinic putti scroot
Piper the sniper , Shaganappy gamp vamp, The Camels Pole Mammal, Mushroom Mamba bic for chicks, Excalibur, Third eye nine, Lilbilly, Nay nay’s nickel stickle
Gurth for her earth, and Salami Sal.
I’ve got em all!
Guy: Do I still get to hit that?
Girl: Ok but only if Mr. Minute doesn’t come out tonight.
by Wolfdg8myS0ul November 26, 2009
Get the penismug. by Garrett Johnson June 4, 2003
Get the penismug. by Luluu December 28, 2005
Get the penismug.