porkchop patrol

The local police squad. Generally a fine group of people you fucking hate until your ass gets robbed.

Citizen:
The porkchop patrol is always sweating a muthafucka.

Porkchop Patrol:
Sir is the your bag of crack I found
in your ass?

Citizen:
No.

Porkchop Patrol:
Then whose is it?

Citizen:
It aint mine

by elves June 28, 2004

dawn patrol

WW1 phenomenon in which pilots got up extremely early - usually 3 a.m. - ate a greasy English fried breakfast, then went aloft 1/2 hour before sunrise to look for Huns (Germans) on the ground or in the air. In general, refers to getting a very early start to the day.

Billy Bishop did a dawn patrol looking for Krauts.

by Jake April 17, 2004

Patoochie

Vagina.

Dude number one; I want her patoochie.
Dude number two; Yeah, I've had her cunt and it's really good.

by Patoochie.lover August 15, 2012

Patholitical Liar

Saying or doing anything to further your political career esp. When there's no truth involved.

Hillary is such a patholitical liar, she told us for a year there was nothing classified or wrong with her emails on her private server, the FBI investigation showed that this was false.

by Big R001 July 12, 2016

patrol the hole

When a designated wing man will scout a trout

'Oi mate can you keep an eye on when Bobby brown turns 16'

'Yeah I'll patrol the hole'

by EWatson4eva September 25, 2017

cootie patootie

anyone that is hot and/or has a hot body.

billy k., you are a cootie patootie with a booty ooty!

by jeniffersays October 31, 2008

Couch Patrol

When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.

Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?

Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol

Nick: You're dust!

by Big N64 February 25, 2009