by Mrpenguin662 June 21, 2021
Get the pathetic fuckwadmug. by 222333 March 26, 2019
Get the Patheticmug. You're the one who cried like a bitch for years when his worldview was proved to be a demonstrable lie. Not that the shit-libs have anything other than lies to offer.
Hym "No, Jordan, what's pathetic is that you went all in on the Master and Slave morality thinking that you aught to be the Master and now it could be more clear that YOU are the inferior one. You want your status to be higher than mine... So you are LYING to make it so. AND... YOU'RE RIGHT! It IS necessary for you to steal my status! For YOU to have more than ME... It is NECESSARY for YOU to steal it from ME. YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO BE COMPETENT MONSTERS, JORDAN! YOU want YOU to be what you are not! And it's paradoxical because it's charlatans like you that make your worldview a lie. You NEED the lies! You need your slut wife to be the decider. You NEED your daughter to be the decider. Because IF THEY ARE NOT... YOU COULD NOT EVER WIN! COWARDICE AND FRAUDULENCE! That is why those people down there in Texas are burying their kids! YOUR COWARDICE!"
by Hym Iam April 8, 2025
Get the Patheticmug. Person 1: How's the sex going?
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...
by H4XOR13 June 2, 2023
Get the Pathetic Phallusymug. 
someone who is so desperate to create a new phrase that they looked up P names on babynames.com so they could find a good name to describe someone being pathetic
wow you are studying on a friday night? you are such a pathetic paddington
you are really adding this phrase onto urbandictionary.com? you are such a pathetic paddington
you are really adding this phrase onto urbandictionary.com? you are such a pathetic paddington
by candy sanchez December 9, 2008
Get the pathetic paddingtonmug. by Byebyeloserzjkkgdscnji August 22, 2022
Get the Pathetic poor excuse for a husbandmug.