Vag Patch

this is the "band aid" like accessory with real pubes on the surface that trannies like to wear in order to conceal their cocks

Hey Ernie, if your not a fag, why didn't you stop making out with her (or him) after you realized IT was wearing a Vag Patch?

by 777geez November 20, 2015

sour patching

giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.

"Dude, sarah just sour patched me!"

"Im sour patching a guy right now, I'll call you later."

by cherryfrog12 February 24, 2010

Scabbage patch

A cluster of scabs.

Wiped out on my skateboard and skinned my elbow. Now my girl is picking on the scabbage patch

by Petrified slug August 31, 2019

nacho patch

A ladies well groomed nether region

Let's see ya Nacho patch love!

by Urban Tarmac grower February 18, 2015

Moob Patch

An item of clothing worn over one moob but not the other. Essentially an eyepatch, but for a moob.

Joe: What on earth is that? It's like half a bikini??
Josh: What a lovely moob patch you have!

Jack: Why thank you!

Josh: (eyes wide open in excitement) Oh my god I want one!

by CockWattle September 19, 2012

Booger Patch

That little spot, on the carpet of your vehicle, between the seat and the door, for planting those tenacious nose blockers that won't flick off your finger

After hanging his finger out the window, at 60 miles per hour, the nose clogger just wouldn't leave John's digit, so he planted it in the "booger patch"!

by CreekGuy April 26, 2011

chew patch

The area around a woman’s nipple, which is colored differently from the surrounding area, that can be chewed on while one is sucking on her nipple. AKA the areola.

Did you see the size of the chew patch on her, they were bigger than the flapjacks I had for breakfast this morning?

by ChiefHungLo August 20, 2014