parents

the only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn watching.

Hey man your parents caught you again man, did they take your computer?

by aaron April 20, 2005

Parents Television Council

Media Watchdog group which claims to be non-partisan composed of bored housewives who drink their daily glass of wine a day who believe that they themselves should not parent their children, but in fact, the major networks should. L. Brent Bozell III, the founder, also heads up a similarly non-partisan organization which watches the news networks looking to prove a liberal bias trying to destroy this country, and is against all gay rights.

We, the Parents Television Council are highly opposed to the nudity contained within Grand Theft Auto. Before we thought it was simply a tool to teach the children about Black culture, but now we've learned it's just filth.

by Talvin August 11, 2005

parred off

When you get ignored of rejected by a girl or boy

You just got parred off

by Petelanlyk December 5, 2015

parenthetical whore

someone who litters his writing with parenthetical information (information inside parentheses, be it a side note, background info, or explanation much like this one)

I hate when writers provide us with their each and every thought in parenthetical form, to the extent that the inner-parentheses word count is higher than the actual text! Parenthetical whores!

by elle renae June 16, 2010

Parents

Retarded adults whose sole purpose is to make your life miserable. They annoy the living shit out of you and set so many rules you can’t do anything fun. They can also be very nosy and ask you billions upon billions of questions. They think they know what’s best for you when really they’re far from it. Then they expect you to love and respect them. Don’t listen to these people. Soon you’ll be out of their torturing and free to live your life.

Person 1’s parents won’t let him get out of his house or do anything.

by gurl456 September 2, 2019

only parent

A single person with children, when the other parent isn't in the picture at all.

So when do you get a weekend when your ex takes the kids?

Oh, we haven't seen him in years. I'm an only parent...

by wazoomba April 11, 2009

Asian parents

A type of parent who makes you do homeworks during a summer vacation, no any kind of day off. Even if you don't have any kind of school assignments or you are already done with it, they will ASSIGN YOU WITH SOME BOOK REPORTS LIKE THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. THEY ALSO WANT YOU TO BE EITHER A :
1.DOCTOR
2.LAWYER
3.DOCTOR
4.DENTIST
5.DOCTOR
6.TEACHER
7.DOCTOR
8.PIANIST
9.DOCTOR
10. ANYTHING BUT A RESTAURANT EMPLOYEE OR A SANITATION WORKER
WARNING!!!!! DON'T EVER SAY YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO. YOU'LL THANK ME LATER

My asian parents (mom) assigned me a book report during a summer break because I said I was done with my school work. I just copied the ones I did for school into the notebooks. Like she'll even know what the books are about.

by Hide George Bush October 22, 2017