The inability to carry out simple motor functions such as walking, talking, or driving, while sending, composing, or recieving a text message.
A driver stops at a stop light, pulls out her phone, and commenses sending a text message. When the light turns green, she is honked at, because she suffers from Text Paralysis, and is unable to obey the rules of the road while texting.
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n.
1. party
2. a facetious reference to a get-together that would not traditionally be considered a party.
1. party
2. a facetious reference to a get-together that would not traditionally be considered a party.
1. It's Saturday night, and I am ready to partay.
2. I don't want to do homework alone tonight; wanna have a homework partay?
2. I don't want to do homework alone tonight; wanna have a homework partay?
by aichac December 19, 2011
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He is a guy, who knows everything better.
Describes himself as a very clever guy, who has the answer to everything.
But he is not abled to show his pretended intelligence, because his lack of vocabulary betrayed him as a boaster.
He trys to hide this with rude language
He is a guy, who knows everything better.
Describes himself as a very clever guy, who has the answer to everything.
But he is not abled to show his pretended intelligence, because his lack of vocabulary betrayed him as a boaster.
He trys to hide this with rude language
The paralymbionike is a smartass.
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The judgement found him guilty more than 15 years ago, yet this jerk keeps his parlavantzas going on his personal blog and in the media.
You have to stop with this parlavantzas, Konstantin! Otherwise things will turn ugly at some point!
You have to stop with this parlavantzas, Konstantin! Otherwise things will turn ugly at some point!
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