Condition based on a pandemic that is placed on future plans. The condition is outside anyone's control. Similar to weather permitting
by CaptainJabbin March 16, 2020

Pandemic Bandokanitis... it's been plauging many these past two years, and I'm sorry that you've become affected.
Symptoms include:
Having a thick ass
Catching gazes with every step
Having songs written about that honky tonk badonka-donk
Becoming tiktok famous for, as they call it "That cake" and many more...
Is there a cure for being curvaceous and tantalizing? None really knows, but we are here for you and will support you along the way with every swing of your thicc as... I uh mean swing in your step, my bad🚶 ♂️ 🥵
Symptoms include:
Having a thick ass
Catching gazes with every step
Having songs written about that honky tonk badonka-donk
Becoming tiktok famous for, as they call it "That cake" and many more...
Is there a cure for being curvaceous and tantalizing? None really knows, but we are here for you and will support you along the way with every swing of your thicc as... I uh mean swing in your step, my bad🚶 ♂️ 🥵
Sheila: there she goes, with that pandemic badonkanitis, she's gotten so much cake from it!
Bart: I agree!
Bart: I agree!
by Gaefaeinc March 4, 2022

1) the response when someone asks how you're doing while living through a pandemic. 2) because you're "fine," but there's a pandemic, so you're not.
Q: "How are you doing?" A:"Pandemic fine, because I'm... you know, fine, but I'm living in a pandemic, so I'm not."
by ellesseee February 4, 2021

To describe something that is huge, contagious and easy to spread across the world because it is so good.
Or
Due to the pandemic
Or
Due to the pandemic
by Skye Quotes August 9, 2020

My desktop is just loaded with files. That will be a good pandemic resolution, I will be sure to clean them up during when I'm trapped at home for 3 months again.
by Sister Wives July 22, 2021

When you been quarantined for too long with no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections.
by bootyjuices22 April 17, 2020

by 10 Pigeons June 13, 2022
