Twat pad

A sanitary towel

"lisa me ovaries are dribbling down me leg, pass us a twat pad"

by DJFKM January 20, 2009

pussy pad

a rolled-up towel that someone uses when they are in the weight room because they complain their back hurts

that kid is using a pussy pad

by danny December 14, 2003

Eye Pad

An absorbent cloth or sponge, used for dabbing tears away as a result of crying about not having an iPad.

The hipster's shirt would normally have been soaked after sobbing for hours about not having an iPad. Luckily, his Eye Pad was close by and kept his shirt dry.

by DKWSea August 9, 2012

Rat pad

A flophouse where informants hideout for safety.

"Hey have you seen O'Sullivan?" "No, he's been at the Rat pad for weeks."

by Homegrown Hops September 16, 2008

bitch pad

Motorcyclist slang for a small pillion seat mounted to the bike's rear fender.

I saw Big Mike out riding with Steffy back on the bitch pad.

by The Demon Prince October 17, 2006

lad pad

a house full of boys just out of school. the king of bachelors the ultimate destination where it's at.

where you going tonight?

just hitting up the lad pad

by chelody esopha May 6, 2010

helicopter pad

trimmed pubic hair - like a landing strip, only shorter

I waxed and tweezed down to a helicopter pad

by Sweetnsexy January 31, 2006