JS PACKAGE 

TOP END VEHICLE-LIKE CADILLAC-DECKED OUT WITH ALL THE TRIMMINGS(FAKE CONVERTABLE TOP, VOGUE TIRES,GOLD PACKAGE, ETC.)
JEWISH/SHINE PACKAGE

THE BROTHER WOULD NOT BUY THE CADILLAC UNLESS THEY HAD THE JS PACKAGE DROPPED ON THAT BITCH!! THAT JS PACKAGE IS THE CATS ASS!!EEEECH!!!!

JS PACKAGE by MYTSKARY October 16, 2008

Stimulus Package 

A raging erection.

You want Obama to give you his stimulus package?

I split mad pussy with my huge stimulus package.

Your mom loves my stimulus package.

Stimulus Package by Somolian Pirates We! April 24, 2009

small package 

derogatory nickname for an annoying little brother, referring to his undeveloped genitalia

get the fuck out of here, small package!

small package by Joe December 4, 2004

A Package of Faggetry 

A group of really 'gay' guys, not literal gay, but in terms of man bonding gay. They often think of themselves as the 'shit' but in reality they just look like a bunch handicapped kids with down syndrome.

they are usually outside playing bballs or other physical sports that poor black kids would play. They tend to obnoxiously yell out, "yea Biatch!" or "Who's you're daddy?."

they usually wear basketball shorts, sleeveless t shirts, gay ass sandals or white 'kicks', and a baseball cap. Their body are often extremely bulky and f#$% up, think popeye the sailor but with overgrown tumors.

Example 1
Guy 1: look at the bros playing basketballs, they are really into it.

Guy 2: thats what I call a package of faggetry

Example 2
Guy 1: Those guys look like theyve been to the gym all year. I wonder how they ever have time to study?

Guy 2:You dont need college, when ur a package of faggetry.

A Package of Faggetry by ThatAsianGuyfromtheITdepartmen April 12, 2010

The Golden Package 

A Trojan Magnum, For Guys With Large Dicks Or Guys Who Think They Have Large Dicks.

Mikey Tried Useing The Golden Package On His Girlfriend, But His Dick Was Too Small And It Fell Off, Now Shes Pregnant.

The Golden Package by Anonymous81 February 11, 2009

Chocolate Care Package 

Sending a bag of feces in bag to someone in the mail out of anger or vengeance

I sent a chocolate care package to my ex after i caught her cheating

Chocolate Care Package by SDC915 July 29, 2009

Oklahoma Care Package 

To recieve oral sex during the act of playing either Call of Duty MW2 or Call of Duty: Black Ops. Since a Care Package in the game if a gift....so is a blowjob

Johnny was clearly frustrated at his performance on Call of Duty so Nancy gave him an Oklahoma Care Package

Oklahoma Care Package by Sgt. Roebuck November 19, 2010