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Pasta-Jack

Pasta-Jack is tall guy
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Sloppy Pasta

When a man gets done banging his girl on her period and she sucks him off afterwards.
"Aye man. I was with this bitch last night and she gave me some sloppy pasta"
by Cmp12 October 15, 2021
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Pasta King

The pasta king is the title given to the person that can eat the most pasta. The pasta king can eat more pasta than you. If you give him pasta to eat, it will not be enough pasta. He can eat so much pasta.
Retaining his throne for the 12th straight year by eating more pasta than his challenger, the Pasta King celebrated by eating more pasta.
by Yarnaby Jones July 14, 2009
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primo pasta

Primo Pasta is the nickname for NBA star, Andrea Bargnani.
The Raptors have traded Andrea Bargnani to the Knicks.

Masai Ujiri notes, "No more Primo Pasta! :)"
by Johnnydepp1023 May 18, 2014
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Pasta ostrich

A human, mammal or other animal who periodically consumes very large amounts of pasta. Typically, at least 5 servings of pasta, ravioli, gnocchi or other pasta types must be consumed to constitute true pasta ostrich status. One can reach pasta ostrich status faster if different types of pasta are eaten in one session, i.e. spaghetti with sauce tomat and ravioli with alfredo sauce.
This gluten-free pasta made of chickpeas isn't good for being a pasta ostrich.
by pasta ostrich October 10, 2022
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pasta test

A simple way to test how loose or tight an anus is. Simply stick as many pieces of dry pasta in the anus as you can without breaking any. Anything over 30 is usually a fail. Use angel hair if your really picky
Mark: how was fucking that chick last night?
Dave: I had to call it off she failed the pasta test
Steve: Damn that sucks
by Batboykidman October 10, 2017
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pasta attorney

An attorney who accepts food as payment for legal services and counsel, especially home-cooked meals. Normally, attorneys will bill clients for legal advice and services provided during lunch even if the client cooks and/or pays for the entire meal.
"This pasta attorney helped me get out of a DUI and all I did was make him some spaghetti!"
by pasta_attorney_client February 14, 2013
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