Lax Bro Swear

A swear made to be broken.
Jim: I lax bro sweared i wouldn't tell though
Tim: Oh that doesn't matter don't you know what a lax bro swear is?
Jim: OH YA! I forgot
by tim=him November 19, 2010
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pre-k swear

Swear words which are used by pre-k children,and reused by people who don't get their own way.
Mona:"Tell me the name of your new boyfriend..please??"
Lisa:"No,not yet!"
Mona:"Your such a meanie!"
Lisa:"meanie,seriously??What a pre-k swear!!"
by SmartNSarcastic:) March 28, 2010
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i swear to beans

You can swear to gum, chicken noodle soup, or anything u can think of so u dont swear to God.
Man... Fuck you! I swear to beans the next time you run up on me like that Ima kill your bitch ass!
by T.T. August 02, 2007
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Stop fucking swearing

A response to people who ask you what your mother would do if she heard you cursing.
Student: What the fuck is going on with the lights cunt?

Teacher: What would your mother do if she just heard you?

Student: She’d tell me to stop fucking swearing!
by STOpfuckingswearing February 16, 2019
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non-offensive swears

Frell: The Scapespeak equivalent of another popular F-word. Undoubtedly the most popular of the Farscape swear words and the word most likely to get odd looks from the avid Scaper's co-workers when he/she stubs a toe on the filing cabinet. According to Farscape: The Illustrated Companion, frell is a Sebacean word. Variations include frelled, frelling, frellnik, and frelljek.

What the frell?!
Your out of your frelling mind.
by Brian M October 08, 2003
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Substitute swear word

Any word or phrase that is used in place of a swear word or swear phrase or other frowned-upon word or phrase. Common examples of this include heck for the word hell, pecker for the word dick, butt for the word ass, what the fudge for the phrase what the fuck, what the heck or what the hedge for the phrase what the hell, and so forth.

Words and phrases like these are commonly used in front of children by parents or family members when they would otherwise use a swear word. There are many such words or phrases, sometimes having been in use for generations, others more recently invented.
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Swear like a sailor

Someone whom very oftenly unnecessarily and excessively swears without even realising it and without the intention to be rude
“Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck did he think would happen?”
“Don’t swear like a sailor son, how many times do I have to tell you that? “
by F4kMyLyfe May 29, 2018
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