toasting

To place your penis 'twixt two slices of fresh bread - buttered, obviously - and offering it to the missus.

come here darling, i have a sandwich for you.....

by DirtySanchez April 11, 2004

Toast

Another term for a wimp. See also brian c.

Toast is toast.

by indierockette June 05, 2003

Toasted

A less severe version of roasted. If someone's diss is good but not exceptional.

Dude, Hillary Clinton totally toasted Bernie Sanders in the debate tonight.

by Constitutional Scholar December 06, 2015

Toasted

Posting it with the homies
Chillin till the end of time without anything getting in the way

Rachel: Ay lets kick it tonight
Maya: Come over so we can chill like we toasted last night
Rachel: Fersure i'll bring a blunt

by chiccalovee May 22, 2011

Toast

A dry sarcastic asshole

"After the teacher failed us, his new name was toast."

by Tripod August 09, 2004

toast

1. Guns
2. Something/Someone, or an event getting fucked up or ending.

" Like when the cops come you never hide your toast " GhostFace Killah's "One"

" Dam, my career is toast. "

by GhostFace_Chigga November 11, 2006

all toasters toast toast

The mighty words of the powerful Mario from the failed game, "Hotel Mario" for the Philips CDI.

Mario: "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast!"

by KekGuy November 16, 2017