Numphy

A person you do not like, someone resembling a knome or leprachaun. Or with a weird look about them in general. A bitch, dumbass, shit-starter, asshole. Can be male/female. Normally short, and fat and extremely annoying.

Why do people even talk to him? He's a effing numphy.

by Bridgette&Heidi February 27, 2011

nutch

To nutch is the action of pushing or swinging somebody (usually via hammock) into or through a wall. A true nutch has been acted out when the person being nutched has slammed into the wall and broken part of it.

"Ow dude, you just nutched me into that wall"

"Shut up before I nutch you"

by Masternutcher August 25, 2004

Nucho

to be ugly and repulsive.

quote "You're the most nucho person in the world"

by Mathmeticians April 25, 2010

nutch

An itching of the testicles.

"When faced with a nutch, remember: stop, pinch, and roll."

by the nutch May 30, 2005

Neolithic Nunchucks

A sexual act involving one breaking into the Museum of National History, stealing two Australopithecus femurs, tying them together with some curly fries and beating random bystanders on the streets of Manhattan, all while engaging in gratuitous buttsex.

-You ever see the night at the museum?
-Yeah.
-You ever wanna steal bones and club people while having buttsex?
-Dude, you stole that from urban dictionary and the call it the neolithic nunchucks.
-No...
-Yes.

by Cunt Mc Queen and VaJayJays May 20, 2012

nutch

The ridge separating the hemispheres of a scrotum. Usually only visible when the sack is drawn up due to some sort of scrotal circumstance.

Dammit, this cold weather is making my nutch itchy.

by TunkmasterFlex July 21, 2010

nemchank my weina

when a girl goes to suck yo weina and she chanks that fat nigga shit.

oh fuck! she just had to nemchank my weina. you stupid fat nigga!

by lil squat January 22, 2009