numchux

Two fighting sticks connected by a cord or chain.

Bruce Lee made numchux famous in Enter The Dragon and Return Of The Dragon. Then he spun a pair overhead, creating the first human powered helicopter, and flew up to Heaven because God wanted to learn Jeet Kune Do.

by Tito Ortiz May 25, 2006

numchuck

anyone who thinks "nunchucks" is pronounced "numchucks"

Check out these numchucks I just bought.
It's pronounced "nunchucks" you fucking numchuck.

by limestain March 19, 2019

Numchuck butt

A name for someones ass that has been repeatedly penetrated or you think would enjoy having their ass penetrated.

Yah she's hot, but you know she's freaky., I heard she has bigtime Numchuck butt

by migissa January 21, 2010

numchuck

A idiot/ dumbass / stupid

to be used in a playfull sence

youre a numchuck

by the shanesta April 9, 2009

numchucks

A device that Napolian in the movie Naplian Dynamite has mad ninja skills with.

Sorry this definition sucks, but it's the wee hours in the morning on january first, and i have nothing beter to do. Someone should kick my ass with numchucks. that'd teach me.

by qzy December 31, 2004

numchuck

A person wearing a big jacket with their hood up or simply someone who has big cheeks!

Nia looked like a numchuck when she borrowed her friend's ski jacket because she was cold.

by Kelsey Palmer May 27, 2009

numchucks

A device mostly used by kick-ass ninjas (also by Reggie) to cleanse bodily fluids from the anus or anuses.

I haven't used my numchucks in a week, OH SNAP GREMLINS.

by okayfrog October 7, 2004