nuclear cumsplosion 

When you ejaculate so hard it destroys everything in a two mile radius.

"Dude, I had such good sex last night I made a nuclear cumsplosion."

nuclear cumsplosion by Tecthe (@EagleCheesecake) December 2, 2016

Nuclear wife 

The female member of the now rare American nuclear family. Commonplace in the 1950s. Not necessarily happily married, but outwardly so nonetheless.

June cleaver on the popular 1950s-60s tv show leave it to beaver is a prime example of a nuclear wife.

leave it to beaver

Nuclear wife by Pancakefield July 9, 2011

Nuclear nuts 

When your getting some pussy, fellatio, or an emthusiastic handjob. Spit sweat and noises with dirty talk.

At the point of skeeting both nuts are stimulated and like a fire hose nut burst out with the velocity of an Ar-15 automatic assault rifle thus a nuclear nut

Tyrone:
Damn Becky that rusty trombone you gave me last night was the shit!!

Becky: I know you came so hard it was nuclear nuts!!!

Nuclear nuts by smiling assassin September 12, 2016

Nuclear fever 

When you like a girl from North Korea

Man 1: Did you hear about max, he is going out with chick from North Korea

Man 2: He must have nuclear fever

Nuclear fever by Wild-one October 15, 2017

nuclear orgasm 

When you cum so hard it splits the atom of whatever your cum hits, thus making a nuclear explosion.

A nuclear orgasm destroyed my house and I was grounded for a week.

nuclear orgasm by Rookiehours1324 December 14, 2017

Nuclear Waste 

An explosive case of the shits that blasts water and liquid shit up the sides of the bowl like a mushroom cloud and leaves the depositor’s o-ring burning like a seared piece of meat.

Those 3-alarm wings left me squatting with some serious nuclear waste.

Nuclear Waste by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Nuclear tits 

1: the power plants in San Onofre
2: Tits that are so amazing, they are nuclear.
3: a terrible band in in Manchester, MD.

1: Where's that taco bell, oh right next to those nuclear tits.
2: those tits are bombing, no man, those are nuclear tits.
3: what are you up to tonight? I'm going to spargos to see nuclear tits.

Nuclear tits by Radcode August 24, 2009