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Shit On My Nips

The act of plopping a sloppy/wet shit on the nipple and/or breast. This was originally created by the Germans, as an act of punishment. It is now known as an erotic way to pleasure the body.
Man #1:“Man, I could go for a solid shit on my nips right about now.”

Man #2:”I’m not feeling that at the moment, but I could definitely plop a nug”

For more examples, RE: Two Girls One Cup
by Ploppin Hard July 31, 2009
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Ice Nips

Ice cold nipples which are constantly errect. Usually done for arrousal.
"Man those are Icy Nips"
by JoeHumpo July 10, 2005
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sweet nips

the best expression of all time
can be used as a response to a comment or as an end-an-awkward-silence type of thing

similar to "sweet", only much more intense
guy 1: i just got new shoes!
guy 2: sweet nips!

guy 3: so.....
guy 4: sweet nips.
by idfhdikhlrheaidofhe May 27, 2009
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bullet nips

Nipples that have taken on some of the characteristics of bullets such as developing points or becoming hard. Often the result of low temperatures and/or arousal. Bullet nips tend to be hyper-sensitive.
- You got bullet nips girl!
- Yeah, it's a bit chilly in here!
by SlipperyNipple January 15, 2007
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nips are lumb

a code word for when someone is intoxicated. or Lips are numb.
Lindsay was yelling "my nips are lumb!!!" after having too much razpberry bacardi.
by Sarbear 09 May 21, 2008
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Niplastic

Erect nipples, prominently displayed on a set of bolt ons.
Her headlights are niplastic! Salute to the Dr for the tit job!
by Alpha Male December 21, 2014
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Nipsy Twitch

That unnerving feeling when something has gone horribly wrong while doing work and your anus tightens up in a flinching and constipated way. It's a form of panic attack when you realise your life / career just ended and you go into a wild panic to try rectify the situation before you get found out.
Boss: While you're updating all the systems, if it goes pear shaped, don't have a nipsy twitch, just get it fixed!

or

Worker: I hit the red button instead of the green one and suddenly felt my nipsy twitch.
by the_minidude June 18, 2014
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