Naperville

An upper-middle class southwest suburb of Chicago, Il. Most adults living here make a median income of about $100,000 a year. Most adolescents spend much of their time busying around from activity to activity, with almost no free time. Most of their actual free time is complaining about how bad their life sucks, how boring Naperville is, how stressed they are, etc, etc. Most children are so hopped up on prozac that they do not know whats going on, but for the most part are generally happy. There is almost no retirement or senior community in Naperville, most seniors shut up in old people homes by their children.

Kid from South Side: "Damn, those kids from Naperville got it good, man"
Kid from Naperville: "Yo, I wish I finna be born in the South Side, Naperville aint finna handle my qhetto ass. Naperville is fuckin boring as hell"

by Splanky101 November 2, 2011

Naperville

A paradise community of 150,000 residents filled with large houses, beautiful girls, and expensive cars.

-Im so jealous of those Naperville bitches.

by NeuquaBoi August 16, 2008

Nigerian shoulder pads

When a man sneaks up behind an unsuspecting victim and calmly rests his nutsack upon the victim's shoulder. Properly executed Nigerian shoulder pads result in the slow turning of the victim's head, followed by a double take, followed by either anger, disgust, or cautious acceptance.

I was thoroughly enjoying my meal at Outback Steakhouse when I realized that the waiter had outfitted me with a pair of Nigerian shoulder pads.

by spooncult April 4, 2009

niperody

when something's funny, you yell it out.
the opposite of jeopardy

hey man that's so niperody! NIP.. erody

by Richard Vicious April 17, 2015

niferific

nifty, snazzy, spiffy, rad

niferific is fun to say

by asia February 17, 2004

Nibert

To pretend your actually half your age by lifting alot of weights and attending west virginia university.

Look at the Nibert, he's older than my dad but he's in my math class.

This Nibert's so old Moses went to a high school named after him.

Oh that's just Nibert, he uses a fake id to drink in clubs, it says hes 21 but i saw him cashing a social security check yesterday.

by 5th Annex January 29, 2009

Nigerian Barbecue

A barbecue, usually taking place in Nigeria or other African countries, where one is doused in a flammable fluid, preferably gasoline, and burned alive.

stupid kid: yo my butthole is throbbing I love it

person with a brain: please attend the next Nigerian barbecue. I think there's one tomorrow!

stupid kid's friend: lmao get cancer kid

by Big Zezak October 5, 2016