Ninja Sex Party

Proof that music isn’t dead yet.
Ninja Sex Party is a band formed by well known comedian Danny Avidan, and Brian Wecht. Just about every one of their songs includes incredibly sexual themes and lyrics and it’s amazing, final oppinion, amazing band, great people, great music.

Person 1:”Hey dude, did you listen to the new Ninja Sex Party album.”
Person 2:”Hell yeah man, just like the others it was amazing.”
Person 3:”Oh I don’t listen to that crap, I listen to real music, like Kanye.”
Person 1:”No one would blame us if he killed him.”
Person 2:”Agreed.”

by Blacklisted Omnivore May 18, 2018

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Slut Ninja

One who is capable of sneaking around and having sex with many people without being detected by the others, especially applicable when married or in a long term relationship.

Carrie is a real slut ninja. She's fucking her co-worker, her neighbor, and the guy at the car wash. Her boyfriend doesn't have a clue.

by mdlaclover May 14, 2010

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Boob Ninja

A person who is very subtle or sneaky when it comes to looking at a female's breasts.

Used as a compliment by males and a warning or an insult by females.

Girl1: Bob said that he didn't masturbate. He's so lying.

Girl2: I dunno. Maybe he's telling the truth. I mean, I've never seen him look at a girl's boobs before.

Girl1: That's because he's probably a boob ninja.

by Littleman29 February 24, 2010

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Nintendo Logic

When, in a Nintendo-published video game, the physics and design that work in the game are totally impossible or rather irregular in real life.

It's a bunch of Nintendo Logic that a boat that floats in lava will collapse if it hits a wall at low speed.

by DonPianta November 8, 2009

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Ninesome

Sex involving nine people.

Kayla was sitting home alone when 8 boys showed up at her door. Each was shirtless and she smiled as they walked straight upstairs to her bedroom. On the way up she began stripping and tossing her clothes down. As she entered her room, the boys were sitting there waiting for her. She began kissing each one as she stripped them individually. After the boys were all naked they decided to take turns eating her out. By the time they all had a turn, Kayla had already orgasmed twice. Now she laid down and took one dick in each hand, giving two boys handjobs. She gave another boy a blowjob and then allowed one guy to penetrate her vaginally, another anally. Finally, the sixth boy was having mammary sex with her, as the last two each sucked on one of her tits while simultaneously jerking off. The two receiving handjobs came unto her face as the one receiving a blowjob came into her mouth and the guy having mammary sex with her came onto her chest, while the two sucking her tits each came on her stomach. She swallowed and then rubbed the cum off her stomach, chest, and face and ate that too. She orgasmed in pleasure as the two penetrating her thrusted at the same time. Now, all the boys switched positions and this continued until each boy had a turn in each positions. The night ended with Kayla's 13 orgasm as the boys left one by one by eating her out. It was the best ninesome in history.

by Flyingtrash June 24, 2017

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