mdlaclover's definitions
A very large penis. Usually referred to when describing the penis as being so massive in size and girth that all it's good for is slapping up against a womans body parts, most often their jugs.
When Jason went on his blind date he had no idea that the woman he was with had a particular fondness for a man with a jug bat. He was pleasantly surprised when the woman requested a little jug slapping.
by mdlaclover May 14, 2010
Get the Jug Batmug. One who is capable of sneaking around and having sex with many people without being detected by the others, especially applicable when married or in a long term relationship.
Carrie is a real slut ninja. She's fucking her co-worker, her neighbor, and the guy at the car wash. Her boyfriend doesn't have a clue.
by mdlaclover May 14, 2010
Get the Slut Ninjamug.