Nikolaj

He is the most handsome and well trained guy you will ever see and he would easily beat Andrew Tate in a kickboxing fight even tho Andrew Tate has a nice Bugatti, btw Nikolaj has the biggest shlong you will ever see!

Is Nikolaj still getting straight A:s in school?
Ofc he is.

by Anders Tate September 14, 2022

A Nikolaj

Waking up on a school day but ends up falling asleep again

Bro, I just did a Nikolaj.

Omg not again, bro! You have too much absence

by Brockianer April 11, 2019

Nipulate

To fondle with a womens breasts to have her nips become hard and firm. Usually as a prelude to sex. Manipulation of the nipples; or, Nipulation in order to highten sexual awareness.

Stop nipulating me, your not getting it tonight; I have a headache!

Honey, I am going to Nipulate you into orgasam...

Nipulation is not a pre-requisit to sex, however, it does make it much more pleasurable for the woman.

by Pete Lanier August 28, 2007

Nipular

Any object that is nipple-shaped

That mountain in the distance is very nipular.

by Wolf Biologist November 9, 2015

Nikola

The most amazing person that has ever breathed air and he deserves nice socks. :>

Nikola is hot.

by 300000000000000000000000000000 April 26, 2021

Nikolai Gogol

My husband

"-I love Nikolai Gogol so much.

-For real, he's the best"

by nikolaisgoofyhat October 8, 2022

Nikolai gogol

The most beautiful sexiest man alive on this planet that guy can stab me and i would growl purr meow bark neigh for him i want him to step on me like a stool, bark on me like a dog, meow at me like a cat, THAT MF'S THIGHS ARE SO NGHH~~ MEOW DADDY DADDY DADDY, hes also a character from bsd! ☺ and a dead author!

person 1: hey do you know nikolai gogol
person 2: you mean the sexiest guy alive?

by Nikolai gogols sexiest THIGHS August 20, 2023