Welcome to the butthole of Rutherford County! If you like Meth, alcoholism and violence against your spouse you have landed in the heartland! Everyone knows everybody because they are all related and have also dated at some point. There theme song is,” I’m my own grandpa.”
by —Sixx— November 30, 2021
Get the Henrietta, NC mug.a great place located in the heart of North Carolina. it is the brick capital of the USA. sanford is a small town that everyone loves to live in. and sanford is wayyyyyy better than ohio.
no matter what jonathan ponciano who lives in sanford and goes to west lee middle says.
no matter what jonathan ponciano who lives in sanford and goes to west lee middle says.
by KATIE LEWIS March 2, 2009
Get the Sanford, NC mug.1 )the oldest city in the world ever, this town is so old dinosaurs drove around in there fred flintstone and stoped and ate at town a country (the greasiest restaurant in the south for old white people) where they got diarrhea and tore up that toilet!
2 )a place the rednecks now have entirely populated the area by inbreeding and is so country they have a sex club called the family Reunion.
3 )a town where most white people become white supremacists, yet for some reason still think they're black
2 )a place the rednecks now have entirely populated the area by inbreeding and is so country they have a sex club called the family Reunion.
3 )a town where most white people become white supremacists, yet for some reason still think they're black
if you see a person that as successfully smoked every smokable substance on the planet and they're white with a swastika band on there arm and walk like they all dat they're are automatically from Nashville, NC!
by OhShizleIzleGar May 10, 2011
Get the Nashville, NC mug.A town that used to be cool back when Holly Hill Mall was a thing. Now it’s full of crackheads doing crackhead things, that’ll blow you for a 4 for 4 from Wendy’s. There are nice parts of town but you have to be rich to live there and they’re always one street over from a known drug dealer’s house. There is absolutely nothing to do here and it mostly caters to old people getting the early bird special at Harbor Inn or the druggies looking to score their next high. Don’t go here.
Guy one: You wanna go down to Burlington?
Guy two: why, you looking to score some meth?
Guy one: yeah man, that’s all Burlington, NC is really good for.
Guy two: why, you looking to score some meth?
Guy one: yeah man, that’s all Burlington, NC is really good for.
by CrayonCreater October 16, 2019
Get the Burlington, NC mug.A small town located on the east coast of North Carolina. There is nothing there except for old retired people, school sluts, and religious people. There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do there. You better have money to go to the closest place that has to things to do, Wilmington, NC. Southport SUCKS. Never move to Southport. you'll regret it for the rest of your life. For the people reading this who currently live in Southport, SUCKS DOESN'T IT?
Stranger 1: "I think I'm gonna move to Southport, NC."
Stranger 2: 'What? Why! Southport is awful!"
Stranger 1: "Good point."
Stranger 2: 'What? Why! Southport is awful!"
Stranger 1: "Good point."
by SabbiStyles May 14, 2013
Get the Southport, NC mug.Oak Island is filled with methadone, marijuana, underage drinkers, smokers, drug dealers, old people, no where to get fast food, bible thumpers, two entrances & exits, one shitty grocery store, and nothing to do for 3/4 of the year. The only good time to be on Oak Island as an adolescent is when the tourists come to the beach, which is a moot point if you're trying to get into an actual relationship.
"What do you want to do tonight on Oak Island, NC, study?"
"No, let's get a little high and maintain a GPA of 2.0."
"No, let's get a little high and maintain a GPA of 2.0."
by Maul Panes September 8, 2011
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