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Muzztech

A group or singular entity found at clubs in Australia. This person is *usually* of ethnic background, hence the muzz part and the tech is for techno, the music of choice. This person thinks they are the best person in the club, but usually has very little to no musical knowledge in regards to any form of techno. Most distinguishable is the dress, which consists of often homo-sexual looking clothing such as very thin, open necked cotton pieces, or two wife beaters that are different colours and usually fluro. They often assosciate with big hair, and can't dance at all.
For the last time f***wit, the shuffle is a RAVE dance for RAVING only, don't ruin it with your inadequacy's as a male.

-Jono is such a muzztech, he only just downloaded the others
-ROFL, that song came out and was big a year ago!
by Melbraver April 30, 2007
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jizz flaping mozzletump

when a man ejaculates in a womens face with such furiocity it dislocted her eyeball from her eye socket leaving hanging there while he proceeds to pump his penis into her eye socket
guy 1: dude what happened to you wife's eye.
guy 2: oh i just gave her a "jizz flaping mozzletump".
by blablablablablahaha March 4, 2011
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sizzle ma dizzle, mizzle fizzle

Snoop slang for 'suck my dick, mother fucker.'
"Yo best respizzle my shizzle, or sizzle my dizzle, mizzle fizzle."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003
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The Tennessee Muzzleloader

When a guy has a dip or chew in and is fucking someone in the ass he pulls out then takes the tobacco out of his mouth and sticks it in his partner's asshole. He then resumes fucking his partner in the ass using his dick like a rod to ram the tobacco deep into the other persons anus. Simulating how one would load an old musket or muzzleloader.
In a deep southern accent: I was fuckin' Dixie in the ass and gave her the The Tennessee Muzzleloader. She squealed like a piggy!
by Tennessee Muzzleloader January 30, 2017
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Muzzleloader

1. The act of taking a large pinch of chewing tobacco and inserting into a partner's anus, and "packing" the chew into a partner's anal cavity.*

2. May also be used for personal pleasure by pushing the chew into one's anus with their thumb.*

*(Each act will result in the recipient of the chew in the anus to experience a form of extreme euphoria)
1. I gave a bitch a muzzleloader the other night, only to have her puke all over my sheets.

2. Whenever my masturbation sessions get boring, I like to give myself a muzzleloader with cherry Skoal.
by Deezzz Nutzzz March 2, 2009
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muzzlespiker

a person who hits another person in their so said muzzle with any various object, including but not restricted to paint, cats, shoes, ceremonial poop, field mice, etc...
The damn muzzlespiker popped up from an unexpecting location and pelted me in the face with a overly large trout.
by rory phipps & alex greisman September 30, 2006
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muzzette

Muzzette is the female version of a muzza. also known as
"marias"
Their wardrobe consists of only tracksuit pants (trakkies)singlet tops that dont pass their belly button.
Their hairstyles include long extensions and a short top layer of hair that is spiked up.
Their makeup is as as thick as a pancake and usually their foundation is the opposite of their skin colour.
lets rave muzzettes bro!! my bfs havin a drink up 2morrow nitee !!
by JeSSiiKARRHH January 25, 2008
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