Muzztech 

A group or singular entity found at clubs in Australia. This person is *usually* of ethnic background, hence the muzz part and the tech is for techno, the music of choice. This person thinks they are the best person in the club, but usually has very little to no musical knowledge in regards to any form of techno. Most distinguishable is the dress, which consists of often homo-sexual looking clothing such as very thin, open necked cotton pieces, or two wife beaters that are different colours and usually fluro. They often assosciate with big hair, and can't dance at all.

For the last time f***wit, the shuffle is a RAVE dance for RAVING only, don't ruin it with your inadequacy's as a male.

-Jono is such a muzztech, he only just downloaded the others
-ROFL, that song came out and was big a year ago!

Muzztech by Melbraver April 30, 2007

muzztech 

a fully sick group of people or single person that thinks their all that and fully sicker then a muzza hense the 'tech' on the end

"yo, fabian is such a muzztech"

muzztech by princess_muzza01 August 1, 2006

muzztec 

The epitomy of lame, sad and everything else that goes with badly gelled hair, fluoro clothes and wearing waaay too much lynx. This class of teens essentially can't tell the difference between house and techno music and generally have poor shaving skills. Many muzztecs are reassuringly involved in the hosting of underages and are able to shuffle like idiots creating a dicky image for themselves, henceforth giving a reason for cooler people to laugh histerically at their pathetic behaviour. They are easily identified on the streets-just listen out for, "hey bro, how fully sick is my jacket from industrie/cotton on?" or go to your nearest cheap skate shopping centre. Female muzztecs, despised by many, are Supre-clad with bad outdated haircuts generally known as the mullet. Overage muzztecs (muzztecs fitting in the age group of 20+) generally have no clue and should, at that age think about how stupid they seem to most. Overall, the muzztecs contribution to society is very minimal and 'doof doof' music becomes even more annoying when the same song is on everyone's myspace.

muzztec says: iM sO iN LuVV WiFf Ma BaBii GuuRL/bOii (needing some english skills.. obviously)..... relationship lasts no more than 3 weeks

muzztec by muzza haters 22 January 21, 2008