Muttness

...from mutt. Involving or suggesting a person's mixed origins. Could apply to race or culture.

I was raised all over the world, and I love my Muttness.

I'm half Latin, 1/4 Jewish, and 1/4 Chinese, now that's Muttness...

by McWired March 4, 2009

fish mittens

Descriptive of the clamminess that makes your fingers stick togther after a session spent "fingering" a young lady.

Joe: How far'd you get last night?
Bob: Not that far mate, wearing me fish mittens though!

by Chad Cobra December 9, 2004

Pussy mitten

Pussy mitten (noun): big bushed lose gaping vagina hole. A hairy vagina in which you can put your whole hand inside and feel warmth.

Dan- "That bitch who I just donkey punched has a pussy mitten"

Rob-"Hey check out that girl, shes hot, i'd totally bang her"
Christian-"Nah dude dont do it, that bitch has got a pussy mitten!"

by Allmenshouldlosetheirdicks87 October 16, 2009

mutter

The german word for "mother".

Deine Mutter!

Your mom!

by Vogel im Kopf January 2, 2008

Mittens

The black and white cat from the Disney movie "Bolt".

"Mittens, so help me, I will superbark you out of that tree!" - Bolt

by BoltySuperdog October 26, 2010

Kitty Mittens

Customary in China, you dip your testicles in milk, put them in a hole cut in a shoe box. In said box there is a live, tiny kitten with little mittens over their declawed paws. This precious feline will then play with and lick your sack and love you long time.

My wife just loves Precious, her new baby Saimese kitten. Little does she know that I played kitty mittens with her for about an hour last night.

by Donkeyboy32 October 17, 2008

muttony

Muttony is the other deadly sin and involves intimate relations between man and sheep. The most sinful act involves the eating of the sheep after inimacy.

That man is guilty of muttony most foul! He not only laid with the beast, he ate of it as well!

by Gore Vidal January 7, 2009