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Mute

My father just wants mute, but mom won't give him any. R.I.P his life Big F in chat.
by Messing Aroung with 2 January 22, 2022
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Mute

Mute in some cases is when someone decides they’re going to dissociate and remove themselves from the world, acting as if they aren’t there. So quiet and distant that they’re “mute”. Sometimes the person also decides not to talk, or go off the radar. Some people use minimal language and words. Others only talk slightly, maybe one conversation a day. But it’s always quiet. Trying to appear as if they don’t exist in the current reality.
“Ah mate, my friend Sally has gone all mute on me. Blocking me out and being all quiet.”
by Somewhatstrange September 18, 2023
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mute em and shoot em

by Certified racists August 18, 2024
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Mute Eating

Trying to eat something without making too much noise by chewing slower. Usually used to avoid waking someone up or to not break the silence around you.
Lucy: *Asleep with her head resting on John's shoulder*
John: *Picks up a taco from his left and bites into it*
Lucy: *Wakes up* Shhh i'm trying to sleep...
John: *Takes another bite but does it softly and chews slowly to create less noise*
Lucy: You're terrible at Mute Eating.
by BlueNipple November 9, 2013
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mute handler

(n.) A person working on behalf of a dealer that passes money around when the dealer believes he is being tailed.
Yo, I'm being tailed. Follow my mute handler and he's pass you the bread.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
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Reverse-mute

Have you ever muted the TV during the commercials, only to unleash your wife's blabbering about some subject you couldn't care less about? I mean, commercials are annoying, but your wife puts them to shame. Well, you can't tell your wife to shut up, we all know how that ends, but what you can do is "reverse-mute" her.

The way the reverse-mute works is, just as your wife starts to really unload on the blabber, you un-mute the TV and jack up the volume to a level she can't compete with. In effect, you are silencing her because she can't compete with the loud TV.

As soon as she realizes the TV is too loud to compete with, she'll shut the hell up. At that point you mute the TV again and once again you have silence.
An annoying commercial had just kicked in on the TV, so I muted it. My wife took this as a license to tell me about some stupid movie she watched last night. Blah, blah, blah blah. On and on about the movie. Finally, I had enough, so I resorted to the reverse-mute at full volume. Not being able to compete, she finally shut up and we had peace and harmony again.
by Del Ritchie February 17, 2022
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Mute

Come over to my party, but keep it muted
by rizzmu.hehe March 15, 2024
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