An individual who lacks foreign heritage and lives in Canada. Munge-cakes or "munges" tend to do things such as eat kraft dinner, constantly apply sun tan lotion and dip his/her grilled cheese in ketchup. This term of slang is most commonly used by those of Italian descent.
Person: "Hey Joe, want a panzerotti?"
Joe: "What is a panzerotti?"
Person: "You are such a munge-cake!"
Joe: "What is a panzerotti?"
Person: "You are such a munge-cake!"
by The contributer July 12, 2011
The individual who selects the easiest, least messy task within a given job. Derived from the obscenley disgusting sexual act called the mung where the person acting as the jumper definitely has the less painful assignment.
My roommate conveniently volunteered to clean the bedroom leaving me to scrub the disgusting bathroom. It sucks living with such a mung jumper.
by Doookie April 24, 2007
Mungy wafts of air generated during doggy style sex with a partner with an unclean anal region. Each thrust wafts the smell of sweaty, dirty, unwiped ass directly into your nostrils.
See pump and gag.
See pump and gag.
That was one dirty hoe I shagged last night braaaaahhhh. All I could do was bang that twat and hold my nose. Worst mung wafts ever.
by Eaton Holgoode March 08, 2017
The member in one's group of closest friends who has munged the most corpses. Note: age of corpse does come in to play.
Jordan: Dude, I've munged three 80 year olds and two 40 year olds, all with my barbed wire mung stick, I'm the Mung King.
Jalen: No dude, I've munged three 85 Year olds and three 72 year olds, all with my Oak Sage Mung Stick. I'm obviously the true Mung King
Jalen: No dude, I've munged three 85 Year olds and three 72 year olds, all with my Oak Sage Mung Stick. I'm obviously the true Mung King
by MJ604 February 04, 2011
Derived from the word Mung, Mung-Nog is a holiday treat to be shared with friends and family during that festive time of the year. Simply follow the directions for "harvesting" your Mung with one slight variation, instead of using your mouth to catch the Mung, use a bucket.
Please note; if you are hosting a large event you may need to harvest your Mung from more than one doner or one very large doner.
Then simply add cinnamon and some of your favorite holiday spirits, heat and serve.
Yours will be the party everyone talks about all year long.
Please note; if you are hosting a large event you may need to harvest your Mung from more than one doner or one very large doner.
Then simply add cinnamon and some of your favorite holiday spirits, heat and serve.
Yours will be the party everyone talks about all year long.
by Bruno December 20, 2004
A euphemism for "Hippy shit". Dream-catchers, chakras, woven yoghurt, gong showers and patcholi flavoured crisps are all examples of mung dung.
by tvide July 02, 2012
'To, mung out'
The state of being whereby you are completely, utterly and satisfyingly relaxed to no end on both a physical and mental plateau.
Most usually resulting from great sex, masterbation, intense sport, epic surf, amazing meal etc.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH MUNGING. A horrid and crude, fictitious practice, tainting the real definition of this colloquium.
The state of being whereby you are completely, utterly and satisfyingly relaxed to no end on both a physical and mental plateau.
Most usually resulting from great sex, masterbation, intense sport, epic surf, amazing meal etc.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH MUNGING. A horrid and crude, fictitious practice, tainting the real definition of this colloquium.
by Narrranger August 26, 2013