Pack Mule

A friend who has to carry your bags or else you will beat him to death with a stick you found on the ground.
John: Yo pack mule, carry my shit!
Ali: yes sir no sir
by essenemic August 12, 2008
Get the Pack Mule mug.

Raa Mule

The greatest two words known to mankind. Imported by the greatest user to ever grace LUE2, it is a tribute to Packing Heat and the glory days of GameFAQs. Raa Mule cannot be defined as only one thing; however, they will forever be the most important two words anyone will say.
by Porc May 13, 2005
Get the Raa Mule mug.

Larry the mule

Not quite mule, not quite man (and his name isn't larry, although its use has been known in both past and present).

Known only to his compadres as a voice fluttering in the dusk, swelt moonlight of the night.... as laurence.
"There's that Larry the mule, drunk on absenthe and high on power"
by big jimmy jefferson July 04, 2006
Get the Larry the mule mug.

pure mule

Irish expression: can be positive or negative description of events - It all depends on the intonation.
'went out, long queue, shite beer, no craic, walked home in the rain on me own, it was pure mule' or 'went out, straight in, no kissin', loadsa drink and scored big time, it was pure mule'.
by gaz7000 July 20, 2006
Get the pure mule mug.

Briar Mule

When my penis popped out of my boxers I said “oh no, the briar mule has escaped!”
by Briarmule November 04, 2020
Get the Briar Mule mug.

Mortgage Mule

A man or woman who engages in paying the mortgage too long in a bad marriage or living arrangement, and then feels taken advantage of at the end of the relationship.
Harry felt like a Mortgage Mule. He took care of his wife and family for years, then found out his wife cheated, and was just using him to pay the mortgage, so she had security and a place to sleep.
by Mamahipster December 22, 2011
Get the Mortgage Mule mug.

creek mule

The male version of a swamp donkey, very ugly and usually fat boy who hangs around and bars and clubs waiting for you sexually assault females who were too drunk to defend themselves.
This motherfucker is a creek mule.
by Creek mule 753 August 05, 2017
Get the creek mule mug.