TARDIS munchies

when suddenly you can't stop eating and the only explanation is that you're interdimensionally bigger on the inside

"My TARDIS munchies made me ransack my entire snack cabinet...in a day"

by RobinF November 14, 2011

Sober Munchies

2. Experiencing a random extreme hunger, while being completely sober. Usually occurs in the middle of the night.

*all-nighter of homeworks*
-Ah mannnn, Got me a case of the sober munchies brb
-k
-ummm numnumnummm.

by RockstarYoshi March 4, 2013

Alpha-Munchies

Munchies obtained from high quality restaurants. See Beta-Munchies and Gamma-Munchies.

When I got high I decided to spoil myself with Alpha-Munchies. So I went to an Indian Restaurant and spent $20 on myself.

by Stoner Chemist April 26, 2017

Cock munchie

Someone who is Dick to people lower on the popularity chart Dick rides people in a higher ranking.

"Wow,Jake is a dick!"
"Yah, but not to Buck, he dick rides him!"
"So he's a cock munchie!"

by I'm ove February 11, 2018

Slut Munchies

The often unusual food cravings of a pregnant woman.

My Missus is asking for Peanuts with Chocolate Sauce on them, and I think she has a baby in her body. Haha I suppose she has the Munchies but, like, for hormonal females.
From now on we should call that phenomenon the ‘Slut Munchies’. Or maybe not, a but yeah probably

by Eldanos August 6, 2019

denial munchies

when a boy hurts your precious heart and you’re in a mad phase you get denial munchies which means you eat all the snacks in your house.

it’s OK everything‘s gonna be OK I’m just having denial munchies right now.

by badbJjjjj November 8, 2019

Post-Nut Munchies

That great feeling of hunger you get when you finish spamming your ham, debugging your hard drive, or any other act of that nature.

Friend 1: Ahh man, I just got done wanking my willy and I am super hungry. I have the post-nut munchies
Friend 2: What the fuck

by PackedRaccoon June 29, 2022