morton

a person from rockingham that sits on the computer and writes stuff on internet sites about himself.

That morton is on the urban dictionary again.
Daniel is such a morton.

by aidan macca March 26, 2007

Morton Bay Sand Crab

The act of shoving a hand full of sand into a females vagina and having rough intercourse thus when finished said female is left to walk sideways with legs wide apart imitating the movement of a crab

Mate, I was down the beach on the weekend with my girl so i gave her the morton bay sand crab, its been 3 days and the bitch is still walking around like zoidberg.

by Terry Tough May 16, 2010

Morton Building

1. What fucking morons call a garage, very rare populous.

"Hey Jim, where the fuck is the sledgehammer?"
"In the Morton Building."
"What the fuck?"

by killmeplsihavecancer August 10, 2016

Morton

A guy who is continuously making plans with his friends but never fails to find an excuse and ditch. Is the kind of guy who wants to be a firefighter or policeman but doesn't really have the stones for it. Will always have the mentality of a child even though he's a grown man.

"Hey man! How's Morton doing?"
"Oh, I didn't see him yesterday. He had to go ice fishing with his brother."
"But it's June"

by qwerty2019 September 6, 2018

Mouton's the man

You start off by picking up a jewish girl (this step is VERY important). You then proceed to fuck doggie style, from here you insert your finger in her ass, and give her a dirty sanchez, but the mustash has to be in the same shape as Hitler's. When you are about to J you take your cack out, and J on her back in the shape of a swastika. Once you have done this, you salute nazi style, and have a friend come in and take pictures.

I was fucking Jenny the jew, when i managed to pull off Mouton's the man. i dont think shes going to call me back.

by Mouton January 29, 2007

Mostovskiy

Known through the Runescape fansite world, and clan world. Previous Administrator of Draynor.net and Moderator at RuneHQ.com. Previous Leader of the clan Ruthless and High Council member of THOR.

Mostovskiy, a legendary player of Runescape.

by Hi87954117 January 26, 2009

Monstone

When you mix Keystone Light beer and a Monster energy drink.

Dude, lets play some pong with monstones.

by A guy who knows these things November 3, 2008