monke

Monke is a god that many people warship and they warship this god by spreading its word on social media listing Tiktok and more

Monke is my god and i warship monke

by I dont know what pseudonym is January 10, 2021

Monk

1. n. a bad situation or unfavorable incident
2. v. (usually -ed)to get screwed over or to have something bad happen to you.

1. Billy: Listen to this, I have to work for 11 hours tonight.
Jake: Man that's monk!
2. Tommy: I wrecked my truck and got a speeding ticket. I got monked!

by bobersonton November 24, 2007

Monke

Ooh aah monke very wise and funny
All jokes aside why does every kid ever like monkeys now

Have you seen the video of that funny monkey

by Monke worshipper 69420 January 03, 2021

monke

1) a man with a short penis, and usually in a state of denial.
2) a chode.

1) Yo man, stop acting like a monke you fool.
2) Hey, that monke is gradually getting shorter.

by anonymous May 05, 2003

Monk

A bite, usually large, and sometimes aggressive.

"Give us a monk on that piece of cake"

by Dexter22 October 02, 2008

Monk

A religious lil' bald dude who doesn't talk.

Stop being such a racist monk!

by CrazyMurderer17 April 01, 2016

Monk

Coffee.

Hey would you like to get some monk after work?

by ShadowThrall February 13, 2009