Douche Monger

An individual who attempts to buy illegal software at wal-mart.

That douche monger Az tried to buy a yahoo booter at wal-mart.

by Supadupapoopafly October 22, 2006

Turd Monger

A person who main income is derived by selling shit and dung. Genrally used as an insult to someone's ability at anything.

Also: Shit Monger (being polite)

Why did you do that! Your such a turd monger!!!

Why don't you go peddle your turds else where you turd monger!

by Mark January 9, 2003

sex monger

A hot person, especially one that many people want to bang.

Mary: Ooh, Joel Madden. What a sex monger.

by Aubrey March 17, 2004

schlong monger

significant other; controller of teh penis

Schlong monger, where's my beer?

by black jesus May 1, 2003

shit mongerer

Someone who intentionally tries to stir shit up. Similar to a hate-mongerer, but instead of spreading hate, a shit mongerer spreads shit around.

I can't believe Emily told Jay about what I said. What a shit mongerer!

by First Bass February 26, 2006

bitch monger

A person who sells bitches to guys.

She is a bitch monger.

by Daniel April 20, 2003

beast monger

One who has an extreme lust for inserting his penis into the orifices of various animals.

That son of a bitch is such a beast monger.

by Herb Warrior August 31, 2005