riding the moped

Hooking up with a fat, ugly or otherwise embarrassing person.

Doing anything that is outright lame and pathetic and would be humiliating if your friends saw you doing it.

You were the wingman last night so tonight I'll be riding the moped.

by Mike's Bar Guide January 10, 2008

Moked

1.owned; loosing; getting smoked(beaten;
2.also refers to lower that someone else

1.a)Two men are play darts, the guy loosing says "I'm getting moked." Rfering to being beaten or owned
b)someone wipes out when surfing, they just got moked by the wave, or owned by the wave
2.In a gang a newbee is lower than someone who was in for two years so he is a moke

by Anjslkdkd December 29, 2005

mobeus

mobeus, the <noun>

bo, lowdown with the street, uber masters of electronic dance music.

There is the theory of The Mobeus, a twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop - Orbital, from "Green Album", Catalog#: 162 351 001-2

by Martin Mobeus August 17, 2004

Moped

Fun to ride, but dont wanna be seen riding it

Dang that chick is a total moped!

"Dude, do u like that chick or what?" " No man, shes just a moped."

by Hoolia16 October 30, 2011

Moted Facial

Ellaboration on moted by adding facial to the end. Usually done to someone after they are put down or embarass themselves; one emphasizes them being "moted" by adding "facial". This is accompanied by a claw shaped hand running down the heckler's face. Commonly used by Bay Areas brats in the 80's.

Boy 1: Whoa! That Burke's bitch is hot!
Boy 2: Shit dumbass! That bitch's got a dick! I think he goes to Town! I guess you're a fag!
Boy 1: Oh, uh...
Boy 2: Moted facial! Faccccceeee!!!

by R Morris August 31, 2006

Mobeel

A word strengthener, can be used as an adjective, although it isnt really an "adjective". its more of a "noun add on". mobeel is used as a good thing....usually, on occasion it can strengthen a bad noun.(technically it is the same as mobile, although this way people pronounce it correctly)

"Dude! your such a pimp-mobeel"
or
"Dude these pancake-mobeels taste fantastic!"

by nannman March 1, 2009

moved the needle

When a man is aroused.

Friend 1: Man, check this out
Friend 2: Yeah man, that moved the needle

by jammiees September 26, 2018