Mardi Gras Missile

When you take mardi gras beads and wrap it around your dick..

The Mardi Gras Missile was the old school version of ribbed for her pleasure

by sandman142 August 17, 2010

Mardie

•Baddest Bitch in the world.
•Steals your man in seconds.
•Eats kimchi 90 times a day.
•👀👀👀👀

Mardie stole my bf. I can’t compare!!

by Whereismyweave August 3, 2019

Moad

A brown boy square headed motherfucker who says he wants to sleep when he's mad.

"Ha you're a loser" "I'm feeling kinda tired guys" "What!? Don't be such a Moad"

by billyboe203 December 30, 2019

Match Mardness

A tournament style athletic event held in the month of March. The participants are usually females with "big booty."

Bro 1: Yo dude, you excited for Match Mardness?

Bro 2: You know what they say, big booty is my kryptonite.

by Lev in Philly March 29, 2015

Mardi Gras

the day by which most people choose to drink to the point of severe intoxication followed by chaos, debauchery, nudity, animalistic sex acts, ritualistic pagan sacrifice, and grave digging, with occasional necrophelia,and a dash of pedophilia.
At no point does this mention Jesus, or the comming of the Lenten season...you know, that time of year where Jesus sacrificed himself for the good of all man

"Hey,everyone, lets all go down to Mardi Gras!!!!"

by Tobias Toberson April 13, 2006

Mardochee

a cocky smart-ass, who loves to be right, and handsome(yet an asshole)

Mardochee is such a fuck boy

by real facts. May 24, 2016

Mardigan

A cardigan worn by men. Many consider this an essential piece of clothing to be worn at all times. It has a cult following in Oxford, where it's use has been pioneered by none other than J-Clay himself.

You look nice tonight, I like your mardigan

by Mizzler Bizzler February 5, 2009