minions

• the spawns of Satan.

• also known as yellow, fat balls that have no penis nor vagina. Like seriously, how do they pee?

The minions are taking over the US! They're everywhere!

by kacchan September 19, 2015

Minionaire

A rich kid benficator who recieves money or benefits from siblings or others without earning or controlling the principle fund source. Typically minionaires are knobs, lack self esteem and harbor inflated egos.

"Many of the worlds large royal families consist of countless of minionaires"

by Lucky Dog October 15, 2010

da minion

People who consider themselves da minion are usually characters with low self confidence. Often trying to put other people down so that they can feel better about themselves. You should never trust a person who considers himself or herself a da minion instead of a da bob.

Mason Rhode goes by da minion

by Tamagachi3000 November 27, 2018

cunt licking minion

A person who licks cunt for a living, as in a man whore, or a lesbian. Can also mean a dirty person, or someone who you just dislike.

Yooo that dude is a cunt licking minion! hoe

by nig123456789 October 30, 2010

minion

a loyal and unquestioning servent, (usualy small) who does whatever the master asks, no matter what the hell it is. A minion is not considered an equal to anyone is striped of all pride and joy and is repeatedly downtrodden molested and beaten.

my friend made his minion eat his own feet off to show its loyalty.

by derk February 25, 2004

minions

minions are unsexual creatures who lost the opportunity to make real money by making real money with the website www.mymomislesbian.com which doesn't even exist therefore a waste of virtual space and of top of that they really think that the guy from youtube lazy ass stoner is not lazy.

Will Farrell can ea a big bag of shit.

what are u smiling about, in this right moment there is somebody who is watching the movie minions and one day is going to deny the fact that he or she didn't watch that movie just so they can watch it toghether.

Will Farrell can ea a big bag of shit but can he doit while whatching he movie minions? That would be dispicable

I'm not a minions, i have tattoos.

That minion forgot his pizza in the oven and now is blacker decker.

by bd boy of karate May 26, 2017

Minions

Minions like to eat bananas and are very friendly. They can be found in their natural habitat on Despicable Me and Despicable Me 2. Not only are they cute, but they are extremely nice to cuddle with. My roommate has a life size minion hanging from her ceiling in her bedroom. He protects her at night and makes sure the evil monsters under the bed don't come out.

Yellow people in Despicable Me are minions

by 8oz November 14, 2013