The Dunnikov Method

1. (a) A tactic employed during combat against large groups of the undead/infected in the context of a zombie apocalypse, esp. in the face of overwhelming numbers and/or imminent defeat. The method involves encouraging the undead/infected to follow the living/uninfected combatant(s) in a loop around an area of unspecified size, resulting in the undead/infected grouping into single file formation, approximately resembling a conga line. The living/uninfected combatants are thus able to more effectively counter the undead/infected menace.

(b) Often shortened to 'The Dunnikov'.

2. A verb describing the use of the Dunnikov Method.

1. (a) "Captain, we've been overrun."

"It's time to initiate the Dunnikov method."

(b) "I've had enough of these motherfucking zombies on this motherfucking farm! I'm switching to the Dunnikov."

2. "Sir, the situation at the front is getting desperate, some units have even been reduced to Dunnikoving."

by Denny von Schwanzkopfen March 29, 2013

The Persistence Method

This method refers to the ability of otherwise unremarkable men to get beautiful women to do random, degrading, naked or otherwise spectacular things by asking them enough times that they lose the ability to say no.

"Why did those two girls walk out of Dan's bedroom?"

"Must have been the Dan Persistence Method"

"Why are there naked pictures of us being sent around our friends - we never get naked when we're drunk?"

"Must have been the Persistence Method"

by SPage September 6, 2013

the romeo method

The sexual method of pulling a girl into water (pool, beach, bathtub, etc.) with you and kissing her above and under the water. Then followed with proposal.

-I used the Romeo Method on a girl last night!
The wedding is next year.
-Congratulations! I bet it was hot!

by Ο Σκοτεινός Ιππότης March 29, 2015

The Spoon Method

The act of taking a spoon while your on your period and scraping the inner lining of your uterus out, therefore mitigating the length of the mensturation cycle.

-"babe im on my period"
-"just use the spoon method"

by _.kirb._ December 30, 2020

The Bauman Method

When one is to roll weed in a plant leaf due to lack of papers.

Guy 1 "Ayo I'm outta papers
Guy 2 "It's fine we will just use The Bauman Method"
Guy 1 "Isreal or Palastine?"

by CertifiedWordologist April 28, 2021

trigger binger method

the method by which a leftist, typically an anti-gun activist, holds their weapon. The method typically includes the use of the leftists finger on the trigger while pointing the gun directly at the person he/she is not trying to kill. The leftist may also choose to apply the gun directly to his/her cheek and ear while showing how the gun shouldn't be fired. The trigger binger method was first displayed publicly on November 15, 2021 by the Thomas Binger, prosecutor in the Kyle Rittenhouse case.

@leagueofextraordinarypepes

The anti-gun activist lawyer used the Trigger Binger Method when showing the court how dangerous guns are in the hands of untrained professionals.

by League of Extraordinary Pepes November 15, 2021

The Palmer Method

A scientific theory in the field of gastroenterology in which one repetitively flatulates in lieu of having a bowel movement. While initially criticized in the field, the theory has gained the support of many juggalo scientists and the homeless population world wide.

Hey man, you ate a lot of Taco Bell before we hit the road, do you need to pull over at the next rest stop? Nah man I’m good, I’m using the Palmer Method.

by Jrmack08 November 17, 2022