meth muppet

A meth muppet is a female that has lost all of her teeth from years of meth abuse, but refuses to wear dentures, or come to terms with the fact that she looks like a muppet when she smiles.....

'' OMG did you see that skank on aisle 3?'' bitch walking around wal-mart with her fake ass coach bag at 2a.m, smiling, she looks like a str8 meth muppet.....

by lillithangel June 3, 2014

meth flab

(noun) the saggy, drooping flesh that hangs from a person's body caused by rapid weight loss due to prolonged use of methamphetamine; particularly that of a previously overweight and/or morbidly obese individual

(sounds very similar to 'meth lab' when used in conversation)

"I wonder how long it took her to build up that meth flab." or "That meth flab destroyed her life."

by Flabstinence November 14, 2013

meth and a half

dimorian johnson

dimorian: puts a hotdog on top of the bread instead of in the bread
me: that’s meth and a half

by trysaratops October 11, 2022

Meth head

This term is used to describe the lowest form of drug addict scum there is. You know your in ones presence when you can count the teeth they have on one hand and they chop their parents basement furniture up with an axe in the yard. Beware they will steal from their own parents, fuck over drug dealers and be held hostage with assault rifles.

Frank: hey Mark did you see that meth head joe lately? He is a slap program reject!

Mark: yea that kids a real bum! I think he only has like a half of tooth!

by Definition an g May 14, 2013

Meth Mouth

"meth mouth," leaves users' teeth black-stained, rotted and often unsalvageable.

Grimey boy did so much crystal meth his teeth looked like rotten chicklits!

by JTD August 22, 2005

meth fiends

A crystal methamphetamine addict. Usually their behavior is driven by paranoia and impaired perceptions of reality. They can be delusional and very dangerous.

I saw that meth fiend after Fireball. He was so sketchy, he thought his best friend was an undercover cop.

by CircuitDaddy February 4, 2004

meth squad

Meth squad is the greatest squad on earth. All official members of the meth squad are based and have a very large penis. They also have access to the world's biggest asian crystal methamphetamine market.

Meth squad rules the world.

by arab god December 8, 2020