bed mates

Another way of saying "friends with benefits."

"Hey, is Meaghan actually dating Cameron?"
"Naw, they are just bed mates."

by AcinonyxJubatus October 27, 2011

Matheo

A Matheo is a type of person who is obsessed with soccer and will never not think about it. He is also the type of person who is funny, in a weird or dumb way. Matheo is also someone who you share lots of memories with.

Remember when we played soccer with Matheo.

by Mittens January 27, 2018

Paul Matheny

The One, the most powerful person in existence. Destined for greatness, he is feared by all and revered by many. He may one day save the world, or he may choose to destroy it instead. A genius, he refuses to deal with idiots.
He has amazing style and is the most attractive man to have ever walked the Earth. He also has perfect logical thinking skills.

If you wrong him, he will kill you, no questions asked. He is extremely vengeful and will get back at you no matter how long it takes.

He is Perfection.

How would I describe Paul Matheny? In a word, Perfect.

by theindividual97 July 7, 2012

ein matheson

a washy pathetic individual. A school washout.

ein attempted suicide

by awesome March 1, 2005

jailbait mathematician

A person who is an expert in determining the legal age of a person.

"She says she was born in '88. How old does that make her?"
"I don't know, go ask the jailbait mathematician."

by CMorales May 3, 2008

Snowballing mates

The art of cum swapping between good male friends. Where After fellatio has been performed, the one with a gob full stands over the other on and transfers semen and saliva into mouth.

Connor had a long glistening shaft in his mouth, whilst jack screamed, "hold onto your hat love, im about to blow your brains out". Connor, with a gob full stands over pale skinned jack and uses his big lips to llama spit the cum into jacks mouth. Jack swallows and looks to his family who give him thumbs up, to which rick says, "Now thats what i call snowballing mates".

by Jack finerty September 23, 2009

Marshall Mathers III

Marshall Mathers- a genius in the field of songwriting

by Rhaegan Dye September 5, 2003