by thepikanation May 18, 2011
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by Readdd January 16, 2017
Get the mateot mug.Hot Puerto Rican babe who does the sickest card tricks. Everyone loves him, except for certain people who are mad because of how hot he is. Just wait until Mateo fucks ur shit up, he will pop a magic cap on yo ass and u won't be ready for it. He will make u feel like you have just been raped by an albino elephant on viagra. Don't ask about how he does his magic or he will shove a rake in your crack.
Random Chick: Did you see Mateo Tirone??
Other Random Chick: Yeah i asked him how he did a sick-ass card trick and he put a rake in my ass!
Random Chick: I want a rake in my ass.
Other Random Chick: Yeah i asked him how he did a sick-ass card trick and he put a rake in my ass!
Random Chick: I want a rake in my ass.
by dads_asshole634 December 20, 2017
Get the Mateo Tirone mug.A close friend or group of people who you are close to. It is a name you call them which is almost identical to the word “Mate” but with an extra “os” on the end. It is very respectful.
Pronnounciation: May-Toss
Pronnounciation: May-Toss
by TheRealStitch May 14, 2018
Get the mateos mug.Mateo is that guy with the D that the girls love (12 inches) also he plays football, soccer, and basketball and he likes that one girl in his friends class and he loves rap and get alll them bitches
by 0000021212fdsffdfsfd February 18, 2019
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He likes pretending that he's macho and a super dom. He's also secretly a furry and hates when people call him out for it. He's loud and he has many voice cracks.
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He likes pretending that he's macho and a super dom. He's also secretly a furry and hates when people call him out for it. He's loud and he has many voice cracks.
Follow his meme page.
by That'sOneVioletThing March 18, 2019
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