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verbally masterbating

When one talks about himself to a second party as being better than the rest of the population. While it is said to someone else, it is really just intended for the person to hear out loud how "awesome" they are. May be done out of deep-seated insecurity.
Matt: "I am going to be the most awesome lawyer. I am just a really compelling speaker blah blah blah"
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."
by yeah April 13, 2003
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masterbate text

A masterbate text is a text message sent out in the moments leading to a masterbation session. The text is sent in hopes of a quick response potentially leading to intercourse rather than self pleasure. If the recipient does not respond in a short period of time, it is acceptable to continue with the original plan to masterbate. This rarely works but is something worth trying on select occasions.
It was tuesday night and I was about to go to bed but I thought I'd masterbate before hand. I decided to send out a few masterbate texts to test the waters. I didn't receive an acceptable response within 45 seconds so I proceeded to masterbate.
by masterbatexter December 27, 2009
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Masterbaiting

A term a pedo uses when hunting under age women. Aka Jail Baiting. These people usually troll on chat-avenue hoping one crosses their path. They also drive big white vans with tinted windows around schools.
1: I went to masterbait at the mall today but the security guards caught me and kicked me out.
2: I caught my Grandpa masterbaiting and masturbating at the same time, so I reported him to Adult Protective Services.
by DEFT7S July 1, 2011
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masterbate

Masterbate.

A great way to rock oneself to sleep.
Why is bill sleeping so sound? Did he rock himself to sleep, again by mastering that dam wood.

Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?

Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.
by blackwaterray April 22, 2011
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Masterbolt

1. Misspelling of "Masturbolt"
2. The giant lightning bolt in Percy Jackson
"Hey, I'm Stelio and I like to masterbolt. Also, I can't spell good."
by Spencer Ace February 18, 2018
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masterbanker

A male who makes a living off selling his semen to a sperm bank.
Dude, that masterbanker makes $70,000 a year for wanking it and donating his junk.
by Josh-Lizzle July 16, 2008
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masterbaconing

The act of one pleasuring themselves in a sexual manner while viewing Kevin Bacon's various cinematic performances or just looking at a photograph of him, or even just thinking about him. Usually this involves popcorn due to the cinematic nature of the pleasuring. Some people find themselves attracted to Kevin Bacon, while others find him somewhat creepy and repulsive. Kevin Bacon can be viewed however you would like to view him; either while masterbaconing or while pretending to gag yourself in disgust. Often after masterbaconing one will start playing the game The Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.
I went over to Susie's house yesterday after school, the movie Wild Things was on and it was the shower scene with Kevin Bacon, and she was totally masterbaconing.
by m95m January 27, 2012
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